Jokes About Marriage
Men always like to laugh how women make their life a living hell, especially in marriage. Here are several common jokes.
I divorced my wife due to religions issue - she though she is god, I disagreed.
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Marriages are like public toilet: whoever is outside - is dieing to get in, people inside can not wait to get out.
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There is a reason why Hurricanes are names after women: At start they are wet and stormy, but in the end you loss your house and car.
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A man googled "How can I beat a woman in an argument?" Google respond: "System error - all servers are down".
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A man went to a priest and cried that his wife is trying to poison him. The priest talked with the women over the phone for 3 hours. Then he called back to the husband and say: "I talked to your wife and my advice is - drink the poison".
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Women are like the phone - hold them and talk to them, but you must be careful - if you push the wrong button you will be hangout.
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A man say to his marriage consultant: "When I returned from work when we were newly marriage my wife brought me my shows and the dog was barking. Today, when I return from work - the dog is bringing me my shows and my wife is barking", the marriage consultant respond: "So? What is the problem? Eventually you get the same service".
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I hope you enjoy the jokes, and if you have any other jokes – please feel free to add them as comments. One word of advice due: If you are from Austria – make sure the joke is not about blond women, or you will end up in prison!